Some rules you should follow to ensure smooth club going. Thanks for taking the time to read!

Reality has it that many people do not know how to behave in nightclubs, especially guys. Problems at nightclubs are almost inevitably caused by men. Armed with this idea, this article is meant to school you on some of the DO's and DON'T's of this ever-thrilling pastime.

Bouncers and door people, on the whole, tend to be jerks and frequently ignore the men. In places like Los Angeles, Las Vegas and New York, some bouncers make you wait for 30-60 minutes during freezing cold winter weekend nights. They are doing their job.

The problem is that the longer you wait, the more you get annoyed and might act 'foolishly' thereby decreasing your chances of getting in. Just remember one thing:

If you piss the bouncer off, you won't be getting in anytime soon (if at all- I PROMISE you).

Don't continually nag the bouncer, the door/girl guy or us promoters about how much time you have spent waiting. The bouncers care and we do too- but the reason bouncers or door girls/ guys are their in the first place, is to WATCH THE DOOR, so we may assure a fun loving, hot crowd, that will have you come back and visit the club for more good times. Get it??

Look Good, Be Patient and Style or Smile and Wait a While!

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Simple rules to get in to any of our events (please follow them and save us both some time and energy):

Quick Entry Rules

1. Show up with more girls than guys (Preferably 2 to 1 girl/guy ratio). And, look hot and trendy. It is better to be over dressed than the under dressed.

2. Show up as close to the beginning of the night as possible. Usually 9pm to 10pm max (depending on when the doors open). Check event flyer for details.

3. If I inform you to arrive by a certain time and you don't- DO NOT call or text me continually to get you in (whether to avoid cover or simply be let in). respect the fact that there were other people in line before you or they simply followed these rules. PLEASE, it is most irritating and tell's me that you DON'T RESPECT what we work very hard for.

4. If you have a group or have guys with you that I (or my partner promoters) do not know REALLY WELL- get a table/ bottle service. Getting a table is the easiest way to ensure that you and your group will get in. Sometimes we sell out of tables in advance, so booking in advance is a great idea. Call Pete at 818.795.6722 to make reservations, at any of our venues, or email SuperstarsVIP@hotmail.com.

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Tipping may not be a city in China, but it will get you into a club more quickly. I'd say a realistic rate is about $10-15 per person in your group (depending on crowds, event or venue- use your common sense and guage the situation). I know, I know, it sounds like a lot. Well, you're right! Anyone can slip the bouncer or door person a few bucks, so it's up to you to pay more and stand out, if you want to get in faster.

Bouncers get paid to stand there and look dumb and since they are going nowhere fast, so will you be if you harass them. Sometimes, they don't care how much money is thrown their way - if the patron acts like a jerk, you are not getting in. Also, for high profile, invite only and other celebrity/industry events: your money may be worthless at the door- Sorry!

"Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man" - ZZ Top
On weekends, the more posh clubs have dress codes. Dress accordingly! Never wear running shoes or jeans. You won't get into a club if you're not dressed for it so don't start hassling the bouncer or the management. Each club is after its own distinct clientele so be ready for where you're heading to party.

The BrianX clothing rule of thumb: It is always better to be overdressed than underdressed because if you're overdressed, you have a story as to why you look good but if you are underdressed you simply look socially inept.

The Dancefloor
Dancing. I love dancing. Most guys can't dance to save their lives. I can and if it's one thing that pisses me off, it's drunken beefcake meatheads who have no idea how to dance and come in packs (like rats!), sometimes taking over the main part of the dancefloor. To all you people, and you know who you are, WATCH IT! There are other people trying to enjoy themselves and they don't need you and your miserable life to screw it up.

Watch out for these same idiots who come to clubs just to start fights. I've seen huge fights with many fists thrown, shattered glasses on the floor, and blood flying everywhere. Be watchful of these morons.

Here's some more news you need: Constantly bumping into women on the dancefloor is NOT gonna get them interested in you. It will annoy them more than anything else. If you want to get someone's attention while dancing, LEARN TO DANCE! At least then you can dance to the rhythm they are following. Don't bump and grind with women who are not interested in doing so.

Another approach is to make eye contact, reach out and shake their hand while introducing yourself during a time when not a lot of movement is going on. If you bother women too much, they could complain and possibly get you thrown out.

If you suck at dancing, by all means, continue to dance but tone it down. You don't need to harass everyone else on the floor just because YOU suck.

The Bar
Don't fight your way to the bar, order a drink and stay there. I don't care how hot the barmaid is or how cool you think you look leaning against the bar, there are other people trying to get wasted and have just as good a time as you. Similarly, take turns buying drinks for everyone so you don't crowd the bar. Clubbing is for everyone, not just you and your friends.

Barmaids aren't working for nothing. They get about $6 to $7 perhour and the rest is made up of tips (up to several hundred $$ on weekends). If they make you a drink, you may want to leave a little more. In general, $2-3 per drink is about right.

Higher, if you are drunk and the bartender is really hot :)

Tip for water? Yes! If they give you tap water, leave at least $1. This will just about guarantee good service in the future. Speaking of which... if you party at the same clubs, always go to the same barmaids/bartenders. If you are a good tipper and they recognize you, they'll give you priority service on future visits.

The Bottom Line
Remember that there are other people out to have a good time while partying. Don't be selfish, think with your OTHER brain cell, and you should be fine.

The above article contains excerpts from brianx.com - Thanks to brianx!

Also Thanks to Raj of FiveSpin.com for compiling this info!